TERRIFYING THINGS I FIND IN MY PARENTS’ HOUSE

This little cat toy used to make a mild “meow meow meow!” sound when you squeezed it.  Now it sounds like an alien is trying to crawl out of its anus.

A Persian cat wearing a cone of shame.

I almost died.

villa-princess:

minnaktirnakli:

Komik değil mi

He…he.. he fucking FITS IN ALL OF THEM

This made me giggle first thing in the morning before I have to go to work.  BRAVO.

iheartchaos:

Professor Dog frowns on your shenanigans.

This dog was in my dream last night.

There was also a hot tub.

Completely unrelated.

iheartchaos:

Hermain Cain Stole Speech From the Simpsons

Are we sure Herman Cain isn’t really Andy Kaufman in disguise?

Replace a line from Supernatural with a line from Annie Hall.

“The film uses a butter sculpting competition at the Iowa State Fair as a very thinly veiled metaphor for the political crush that happens at the first-in-the-nation caucus every four years. Garner is an aspiring dairy artist, the wife of an already accomplished champion (in this sense, it’s also inspired by Hillary Clinton running in 2008) who gets her hopes for victory hijacked by a young, adopted black girl.”